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genie jokes on Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:43 am
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we all know what a genie is right, you find their lamp rub it and they give 3 wishes. well here are some funny wishes
1. a man is walking along a beach when he kickes a sand dune and a lamp pops out, he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says he'll grant the man 3 wishes,
the man first asks to have 1 billion dollars the genie claps his hands and 1 billion dollars in $100 notes appears next to him.
because he doesn't have anything to carry the money around in he wishes for a plane with auto pilot and infinate fuel, the genie claps his hands and a plane appears.
after loading the money onto the plane the man makes his final wish, he wishes to be
irresistible to all women, so the genie claps his hands and the man turns into a block of chocolate lol
2. a man has a fight with his wife and decides to take a walk along the beach he kickes a sand dune and a lamp
pops out, he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out he tells the genie the story and the genie says that he'll grant
the man 3 wishes but his wife gets 10 times as much as what he does.
the man wishes for 1 billion dollars in his bank account, the genies says that his wife will get10 billion dollars in her bank account
the man wishes for a mansion in a nice place, the genies says the his wife will get a mansion in 10 different nice places
for his final wish the man thinks for a little bit and says, give me a mild heart attack lol (think it over)
that's it for now, i'll have more jokes later
1. a man is walking along a beach when he kickes a sand dune and a lamp pops out, he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says he'll grant the man 3 wishes,
the man first asks to have 1 billion dollars the genie claps his hands and 1 billion dollars in $100 notes appears next to him.
because he doesn't have anything to carry the money around in he wishes for a plane with auto pilot and infinate fuel, the genie claps his hands and a plane appears.
after loading the money onto the plane the man makes his final wish, he wishes to be
irresistible to all women, so the genie claps his hands and the man turns into a block of chocolate lol
2. a man has a fight with his wife and decides to take a walk along the beach he kickes a sand dune and a lamp
pops out, he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out he tells the genie the story and the genie says that he'll grant
the man 3 wishes but his wife gets 10 times as much as what he does.
the man wishes for 1 billion dollars in his bank account, the genies says that his wife will get10 billion dollars in her bank account
the man wishes for a mansion in a nice place, the genies says the his wife will get a mansion in 10 different nice places
for his final wish the man thinks for a little bit and says, give me a mild heart attack lol (think it over)
that's it for now, i'll have more jokes later
lol nice genie jokes Bozo..
