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Few Laloo Prasad Yadav Jokes. on Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:55 pm
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Considering Vik introduced us to "Laloo Prasad" already with a few jokes.
I'm gonna show you more of him!
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?”
The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single.” And the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels , Single.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “And you, sir?” Laloo replies: “Laloo Yadav, Married.”
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Laloo died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie-Cloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Laloo asked, "Where's my clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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Laloo's family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he's been working on for quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT SAYS - FOR 4-7YRS".
I'm gonna show you more of him!
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?”The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single.” And the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels , Single.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “And you, sir?” Laloo replies: “Laloo Yadav, Married.”
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Laloo died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie-Cloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Laloo asked, "Where's my clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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Laloo's family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he's been working on for quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT SAYS - FOR 4-7YRS".
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