1 Pet Heaven on Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:27 am
Sr. Castle Member
Pet Heaven is like People Heaven, except its for for pets.
Only good animals go here; the rest go to Hell.
Pet Heaven was constructed in 6,000 BC when regular Heaven, which housed both people and animals alike, ran out of room.
At first, this problem was solved by throwing excess cats back down to Earth.
Thus, the popular expression....
"It's raining cats and dogs."
Cats always land on their feet." and "Holy carp I just got hit by a cat, that really hurts, please, get it off."
Head of State...
DinoJesus. "wowf wowf"
Form of Government...
Flowers don't grow on clouds, idiot!!