How to eat Oreo's

Twist, Lick, Dunk

How to......... Make your own Death Star.
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“With these simple instructions, I made my own Death Star!”~ Darth Vader on his Death Star.
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“Without any instructions, I destroyed a Death Star!”~ Luke Skywalker on destroying Death Stars.

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Everybody wants to know how to make a weapon capable of destroying a planet in a single attack.
So why not make a Death Star of your own? It could turn out to be your life's goal or........ it could turn out just plain stupid...
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The first step to a successful weapon of mass destruction is finding the right tools. Here's a basic list to get you started:-
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Pokemon cards
Three pieces of bubble gum (ABC Gum is best)
Cardboard
Glue
A SHOOP DA WHOOP LAZER
A monkey (or one of your idiot mates will do,gotta have something to test it on..lol.)
Glow in the dark stickers
Duct tape
Three million metric tons of assorted metals
Chuck norris.
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These are all easily found at your local Wal-Mart, which is another reason to get started as quickly as possible on this. Don't let someone else beat you to it!
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Before building, make sure to find the right location.
EVERYBODY wants to be next to the planet they want to destroy, but first, consider these questions before choosing a spot to build: Will I see any of my idiot friends?
Will there be hot chicks nearby?
Is there a gas station located convieniently for my extremely large gasoline tank, and in case i want any food?
Are there any Wi-Fi streams that I can steal off of and not get caught so that I can watch pron?
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Now that you have your supplies, you can build your weapon..........
(Due to the Ultimate Warfare rules as set out in the Art-Castle rule book about building Death Stars, i'm not actually allowed to show you how to assemble the parts of your fantastic Death Star.)
But to help you along........put all the parts in the washing machine.. set it onto fast spin dry, and wait until its ready.
PS... dont let your mom catch you using the washing machine, she may make you do your own washing from then on..

How about How to train a dog? ( My god damn dog Murphy keeps biting my shirts >.<) lol

Black Star wrote:How about How to train a dog? ( My god damn dog Murphy keeps biting my shirts >.<) lol

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my dog bex seems to like my slippers... silly doggie..
but hey, ive got an idea forming in my brain.. about dogs and pets..
hopefully, i'l have it thought up to at least start it off by the weekend sometime.

wha day is it in Scotland it's Saturday in Australia

It was Friday lunch time when i posted that Black Star, think you guys in OZ are bout 12 hours ahead of us in UK..
Santa visits you guys before us... you get all the good prezzies, we gets all the stuff thats left over..
Oh, and its now 02.10 in the morning and i'm tired..

lol well can't wait until the dog

Well as you know, the commonwealth games will be held up in Scotland in the year 2012, so just in case you plan on coming over to see the games, then first you must know....
How to get on in Scotland....
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Some scottish words and the translations..
Aye = Yes.
Wee = Little.
Naw or nut = No.
Arite mate = Are you all right my friend.
Are ye no gonna dae that = Will you please stop that.
Coo = Cow.
Dae ya ken = Do you know.
The Old Firm (Rangers v Celtic football match = Mindless Violence..
It’s a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht, the nicht, ach aye = It’s a bright, moonlight night, tonight, isn’t it ?

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Being in Scotland is certainly an experience... At first you may find great admiration for the beautiful landscape and scenery.
Imposing hills, smoothly flowing streams, forests teeming with life.
Then it rains.
It rains and rains and sodding bloody rains.
It rains in the morning, it rains in the night.
It rains through summer and winter, only to change in the coldest months by onslaughts of snow and hail.
And then it rains some more.
In the slight intervals between downpours, one only finds solace in the local biting insects, commonly known as the Midgie....... yes!! the dreaded Midgie..
ouch!! dammn things.
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Oh!! and if you want to ask about the trains in Scotland, here's how...
English - Do you know when the next train is supposed to arrive ?
Scottish - Dae ye ken when thon train is supposed tae be here?
- Answer, probably never..
Oh oh.... and remember to try a deep fried mars bar while your here, invented in Dundee scotland.. like the next town from where i stay, and a can of Irn Bru.
(Iron Brew to the rest of the world)